It's Not You, It's Me

I agree with this guy. Lentils ARE pure f**king evil.

So much for my unfortunate lentil and winter squash tagine, taken from The Produce Bible. Thursday night's dinner became more like Thursday night's disaster. Well, maybe not a total fiasco, but it's rare that I walk away from a plate of food. Me and the Clean Plate Club go waaaaay the hell back, so if I don't finish, you know something is amiss.

I like spices like turmeric, cumin and cinnamon. I like butternut squash. But lentils? I don't think they and I are meant to co-mingle. I think it's a texture thing.

Lentils, I'm sorry, it's not going to work. We're just not compatible.