Because the "Double Over and Die" was taken

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Introducing, in limited markets, KFC's Double Down Chicken Sandwich.

A co-worker alerted me to this monstrosity; yet another reason us Americans cain't get no respect when it comes to our cookin'. Behold: two fried chicken fillets swathed in bacon, cheese and KFC "Colonel Sauce."

Wow. I didn't think US waistlines could get any bigger, but I think this might help us all achieve our dreams. Aim for the stars, fatties, and grab you some Pepto Bismol while you're at it.

Comments

  1. Miss LynnAugust 24, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Am I correct that this "sandwich" has bacon and sauce as the filling between two pieces of fried chicken? The Colonel should be court-martialed.

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  2. ErinAugust 24, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Yes, we have no bread slices.
    Yes, this is a crime against humanity.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 25, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    I think I just threw up in my mouth when I saw this... Molly

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  4. Peaches N CurryAugust 27, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    so this means that the photo (on the interwebs) of burger with 2 donuts instead of bread buns might actually hit the market...

    this is unbelievable... and you know someone somewhere is actually excited about this.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 27, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    OMG...
    Mom

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